31 Films for Halloween, #16: Patrick: Evil Awakens (2013)

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You know what's even better than a low-budget Ozploitation flick about a telekinetic coma patient?

THE OVER-THE-TOP REMAKE!

Patrick: Evil Awakens (2013) is one of the best, most respectful horror remakes of all time. So eager to respect the original were its creators that they basically gave ANYBODY who'd been in the original even for a moment the opportunity to be in the remake as an extra.  

While the original is set is a dumpy old facility, the remake is set in a SCARY GOTHC facility.

Really. The hospital is an entire additional character and a very welcome one.

The Doctor is 100 times more eccentric. The Head Nurse 10 times as icy.  

Those who are late do NOT get fruit cup.

The nurse is 10 times more Righteously Determined and Patrick is 10 times more threatening since

nowadays everything is controlled by exactly the kind of electronics his powers (seem like they) could plausibly affect.

If you want to see how a FUN and RESPECTFUL horror remake can be done (which, by the way, stands on its own merits, even if you haven't seen the original), then treat yourself to Patrick: Evil Awakens.

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