31 Films for Halloween, #31: Clown (2014)

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Ho-hum! Scary clowns. Pennywise, The Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Art the Clown, the Jester, Jack in the Box, Punch, the Joker... I'm sure you've seen it all, so that the idea of a "killer clown" no longer holds any prospect of new kinds of fear.

Except, of course, for Mervo the Marvelous, who frightens all who yet live.

But you haven't seen... Clown (2014).

When the entertainer for a little boy's birthday party cancels, the boy's father dons a clown costume of mysterious origin to take over the duties himself and it turns out pretty well.

At first.

Unfortunately, the "costume" has further plans and hopes to make itself the father's permanent role.

Ha, but I'm joking, certainly!

I mean, snort, THIS guy?  Surely this guy isn't the scary thing in a horror movie? It is to laugh.

Yeah. Well. 

Just go ahead and watch "Clown". I'm sure it won't scare you. Let alone disturb so deeply that you curse me for recommending it.

Anyway, in the immortal words of Conal Cochran:

"Happy Halloween."

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