Relicui Mei

What you see right before you are cursed to sleep a hundred years.

Remember, it's the tail you have to watch out for because that's where the poison is.

"...then Athena transformed Ibis into a scarlet bird, saving her from destruction."

Miss Argentina is ideal for dusting those hard to reach corners and sweeping up dust bunnies.

"please kill meeee...."

LOOK OUT, POWER RANGERS!

Words fail me.

Need a last minute costume? Just grab a poster from "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly".

Well, at least now we know who attacked Miss Nepal.

What greater statement against the horrors of war could there be? BONUS: That's BEFORE they toned it down.

Despite appearances, the female face-hugger is the more dangerous of the species.

Notes to Self: REMEMBER TO PICK-UP ALL THE THINGS.

For sunless waiting rooms that still want to appear verdant, Miss Dominican Republic is the attractive, low-maintenance solutions.

Like her sister, Miss USA, Miss Puerto Rico is a victim of Snow-Globe-alism.

You see, sweetie, when a Dragon and a Rooster love each other very much....

Well.   That looks like quite a buck.

Shayera Hall reserves this special costume for Friday night play time with Carter.

I am at a loss for any comment to add that could make this more risible.

Bird-Cerberus, guardian of the gates of What-The-Hell.

When Shari Lewis-lovers go bad.