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SAN SALVADOR, EL SALVADOR - NOVEMBER 16: Miss Puerto Rico Karla Guilfú Acevedo during the 72nd Miss Universe Competition National Costume Show on November 16, 2023 in San Salvador, El Salvador. (Photo by Alex Peña/Getty Images)

Like her sister, Miss USA, Miss Puerto Rico is a victim of Snow-Globe-alism.

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