"Which month is longer: February or December?

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I thought Paycards was the greatest game show ever.

I appear to have been mistaken. Canadian gameshow Mad Dash was a low-budget masterpiece, complete with weird premise, bizarre questions, a dickish host, and cheap prizes.



"Hockey or bowling: in which would you use... a BALL?!"

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